Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Qatil and Pathan Lawyer pathan sms


Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper pathan sms

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo

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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai