Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha pathan sms

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.

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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga

Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha pathan sms

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.

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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 

Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan vs pathan sms

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

pathan vs teacher pathan sms

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Pathan 2 Ques pathan sms

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?

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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan dost say pathan sms

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia

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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na

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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Qatil and Pathan Lawyer pathan sms

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay

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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo

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After Case

Qatil: Kya howa?

Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper pathan sms

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo

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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?

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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi

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Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai